he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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