My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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