Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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