Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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