bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My vagina is very pro this idea
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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