how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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