So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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