doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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