question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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