Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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