i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
