I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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