I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Be still, my beating vagina.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
