What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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