I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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