Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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