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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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