best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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