yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Enjoy the penises
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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