Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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