You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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