i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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