Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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