Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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