Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
40s are totally the cure
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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