Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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