i barfeds in our rink
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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