he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i dont even know how to be here
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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