You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
only you would photoshop your dick
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
NoShamevember. You game?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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