i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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