they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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