I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I think my moral compass just broke
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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