My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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