how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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