We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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