i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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