Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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