But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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