did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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