So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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