3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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