We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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