i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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