We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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