piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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