Buhtt sex?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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