wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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