And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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