just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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