How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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