The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
