did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Buhtt sex?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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