Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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