now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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